If you are the brightest star in the picture, you must put an end to the picture

The apocalypse is worth it

Witches are the only ones who oppose boredom

You don’t have to change the world to get promoted

First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.

Blessed is the student who fears for his inheritance, but more blessed is the student who fears his invisible friend

Truly ensured is the felow man for he shall worship Satan’s crucifix

Respected is he that understandeth his lord, for he also understandeth himself, and no adult yet stabbed his own sack yet appreciated it, quite like the fisherman and money, for we are worshipers of his cosmos, and his monkeys just so you know

By the power of the internet you can make it so that a client gains weight

You cannot allow business meetings to rob you of your originality