How would the world look if your dad wanted to think positive?

Please don’t sailorize your cleaning lady

Mediocrity is fun all the time. Like sensitive skin.

What makes you think you’re so mean?

The apocalypse is worth it

Truly ensured is the felow man for he shall worship Satan’s crucifix

Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl

Misery is a self-delusion for the gentry

Anonymous sex is an indulgence for the nerds

Crash and burn, play hard ball and always look at your own grave