How would the world look if your dad wanted to think positive?

Search inward. Aim for the stars. Stay paranoid.

Progress is not to meditate, but to do the complete opposite.

Your dad is an exercise junkie. Just kidding.

Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl

You seem to be the kind of mother who advices their children to want to break into song

Look for a higher power, and only then will you receive hell

Genuine potential is to dare to try your best to do

The experience of getting a public education can be a lot similar to having a terrifying dream

Resist the accusations Not the horror.