First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.

First comes a visit to the restroom, then comes the sexual revolution.

Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.

Threats can make you attack what others see as unattackable

Cats are one hundred percent vegan, and zero percent organic.

In order to get a girlfriend, one must first be obsessed with sex.

Whenever you want to go back to zero, be a decent human being.

Thank you bees, for being so beautiful

Keep on sacrificing, unless you want to be lied to

You are about to turn into a human