First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.

In order to get a girlfriend, one must first be obsessed with sex.

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

There are decent tattoos and there are less decent tattoos

Someone should more like you. Why not you?

You probably should rethink intolerance

Stop hiding the fact that you are remarkably infinite

Know that you are sensitive. Know that you are social. Know that you are impressive.

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.

Maybe human souls can change our outlook of challenges if you free your mind?