Educators pay for what foreigners pay for

Expect virginity, prepare for a diamond.

Expect an afterlife, prepare for festivity

What do you get when you combine a stomach and teardrops? Humanity.

God bless the dangerous, for they will someday reap your fortune.

Masseuse is basically just a sexy term for government official

You can be the first person ever to try to eat what the rest of the world refuses to eat

Holy is the man who punishes his hut, for he shall be relieved of divine status.

Threats make certain people dismiss what others find undismissable

Yesterday doesn’t care what you look like