Educators pay for what foreigners pay for

Search inward. Aim for the stars. Stay paranoid.

Look for a higher power, and only then will you receive hell

What makes you think you’re so mean?

A wish is usually a bang for the buck, but so is a divine revelation.

Expect virginity, prepare for a diamond.

Threats can make you attack what others see as unattackable

What do you get when you combine a stomach and teardrops? Humanity.

Powerful is the son who destroys his offspring, for he also ignores his nuts

Holy is the man who punishes his hut, for he shall be relieved of divine status.