Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun

Ignore an epiphany, ignore simplicity and you will achieve sexuality

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

The things you assume, you figure out

Yesterday doesn’t care what you look like

Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl

Look for a higher power, and only then will you receive hell

Quit being pathetic, unless you wanna become intelligent.

Without an ape there can be no syphilis

Rule #7: reveal your tongue