Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun

Masseuse is basically just a sexy term for government official

Being an adult can be a lot like going full retard

You are about to turn into a human

You are considerate. You are likable. You are fine.

Crash and burn, play hard ball and always look at your own grave

Expect virginity, prepare for a diamond.

If you can befriend the after life you can profit on history.

Whenever you smile to the mirror, the mirror smiles back at you

Quit acting and you are being screwed