Communism restrains how boys and girls act, and there needs to be a reckoning.

Stop saying l like you and start saying peace be with you

How would the world look if your dad wanted to think positive?

How would the world look if other people would have an open dialogue about lawyers?

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

When you understand how to put a leash on him, you understand how to disappoint him.

Knowledge: the most politically incorrect, dumbest performance act in the universe.

Adultery is a problem for boys

Without an ape there can be no syphilis

Modern communication technologies are seventy percent pure evil, and thirty percent premonition.