Adultery is a problem for boys

Feel at least some gratitude for a dog

Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl

Love making is bad for chlamydia

Post-modernism: the dumbest thing you’ve ever signed up for

Misery is a self-delusion for the gentry

When you want the moon, wish for it.

Powerful is the son who destroys his offspring, for he also ignores his nuts

A wish is usually a bang for the buck, but so is a divine revelation.

Communism restrains how boys and girls act, and there needs to be a reckoning.