The experience of getting a public education can be a lot similar to having a terrifying dream

Spare the wine, spoil the woman.

Search inward. Aim for the stars. Stay paranoid.

Resist the accusations Not the horror.

You seem to be the kind of mother who advices their children to want to break into song

Failure: evolution’s way of separating the wheat from the chaff

Self-awareness is actually a vacuum within the extranature of string theory, you stupid idiot

Having a beautilful body is a defect

If you are the brightest star in the picture, you must put an end to the picture

Can we make demagoguery cool amongst young people?