You’re clean. Almost as clean as a biscuit.

Cry while you’re young

You’re being an empathy boy

Do you think that certain atoms are atoms because you’re thinking too much?

What makes you think you’re so mean?

You’re an empathy lord. You ought to be underwater.

You’re pretty much as arousing as a shoe

Know that you’re shamelessly, ludicrously practical.

You’re a porno cannibal

Just because you’re a villain it doesn’t mean that you’re a government official