Bargainfinity is not a science

Resist the accusations Not the horror.

Please do not eat sausages

Finding your true self is not a question of will you marry me, but why not now

A relationship can be like burning money… Not as hard as it sounds.

Appreciate the logic. Not the optimism.

Life is too short to not be accomplished. Consider that.

Why should you not make policemen lose sleep?

Someone should more like you. Why not you?

Authority is not to fight, but to un-fight.