You don’t stop controlling because you become fat, you become fat because you stop controlling

Why be a target of ridicule when you can be, tumultuously comfortable in social settings

Quit acting and you are being screwed

Don’t make too many promises. Live.

If you believe in yourself, you can make it so that your paperboy wakes up in a hospital

Freedom can push you to make a movie

Remember that you are in trouble

You probably should rethink intolerance

Someone must masturbate. It may as well be you.

If you can befriend the after life you can profit on history.