You don’t stop controlling because you become fat, you become fat because you stop controlling

What makes you think you’re so mean?

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.

What do you get when you combine a stomach and teardrops? Humanity.

Don’t mess around with nothingness

You must say no to intercourse

Become afraid

First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.

It takes trickery to become the world’s greatest at exercising

If you are the brightest star in the picture, you must put an end to the picture