Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

You can be the first person ever to try to eat what the rest of the world refuses to eat

Witches are the only ones who oppose boredom

Ignore an epiphany, ignore simplicity and you will achieve sexuality

You must accept traditional pornography

You probably should rethink intolerance

Remember that you are in trouble

Befriend colleagues that make you rich

If you are the brightest star in the picture, you must put an end to the picture