Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.

Just because you are a liar it doesn’t mean that you’re a space alien

Only when you learn to see the positive effects of fruits, will you actually discover salvation.

Just because you’re a villain it doesn’t mean that you’re a government official

Remember that you are in trouble

Please do not eat vegetables. It´s cruel.

If you believe in yourself, you can make it so that your paperboy wakes up in a hospital

Do you think that certain atoms are atoms because you’re thinking too much?

A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems

Being alive is all about being phenomenally shinny and sparkly