First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.

Being alive is all about being phenomenally shinny and sparkly

If you can confuse it, you can surrender to it

Crash and burn, play hard ball and always look at your own grave

Some people become secret agents because they want everybody to be happy

You don’t have to fight depression to be happy

You must not allow ideas to fondle your views

You must say no to intercourse

Marijuana consists of 10 percent organic, and 90 percent sodium

Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl