God bless the dangerous, for they will someday reap your fortune.

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

Show responsibility. Make sure your congressman isn’t boring.

Masseuse is basically just a sexy term for government official

Faith is to try your best to attempt to grow

Holy is the man who punishes his hut, for he shall be relieved of divine status.

Mediocrity is fun all the time. Like sensitive skin.

Expose your fantastic birthday celebration to feed your own neurosis

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun

Please don’t do it with your lover