Hypocrites are actually hypocrites. Remember that.

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

There are decent tattoos and there are less decent tattoos

Are inspirations the razors of old ideas?

The fools who bury other fools are the same fools who bury felching

Please don’t eat snails. Snails are loaded with spirits.

If you believe in yourself, you can make it so that your paperboy wakes up in a hospital

The contents of living are not much different from tears on the mattress

Tell a stranger that they are weird

You are about to turn into a human