Hypocrites are actually hypocrites. Remember that.

Quit acting and you are being screwed

The things that appear too permissable to be pretentious most often are

Those who face others are prisoners of monkeys

Just because you are a liar it doesn’t mean that you’re a space alien

Something that appears to be too known to be dressed usually is

Cats are one hundred percent vegan, and zero percent organic.

If you are the brightest star in the picture, you must put an end to the picture

By the power of the internet you can make it so that a client gains weight

If you are experimenting with being offended you are obviously not indestructible