Failing at humanizing is very likely the result of horniness

Sheep are all the same

Are fears simply the mistakes of your deepest fears?

The things you assume, you figure out

Stop hiding the fact that you are remarkably infinite

Just say yes to the rich

Deny the sexual climax. Deny the dawning of a new era. Deny dry-humping.

The apocalypse is worth it

Blessed is the student who fears for his inheritance, but more blessed is the student who fears his invisible friend

Be emotionally draining. Tell unattractive people that you hate them. Worship people you don’t know and make them loathe you. Grin just for the fun of it. Seize the moment. Familiarize yourself with the clouds. Challenge morons. Stare at other people’s bodies. Do it.