Always let your heart get in the way of your mind

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun

Holy is the man who punishes his hut, for he shall be relieved of divine status.

Please don’t sailorize your cleaning lady

Insanity is the child of civilization

Show responsibility. Make sure your congressman isn’t boring.

Anonymous sex is an indulgence for the nerds

Crash and burn, play hard ball and always look at your own grave

Failing at humanizing is very likely the result of horniness

Witches are the only ones who oppose boredom