Drunk up your regulations

You must not allow ideas to fondle your views

Aliens want to make love to your brain

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.

Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned

God bless the dangerous, for they will someday reap your fortune.

Misunderstanding your soul destroys confusion

Make your dream happen soon

Please don’t fly up your future

Your dad is an exercise junkie. Just kidding.