Yesterday doesn’t care what you look like

You can not and must not allow cigarettes to change your sense of self

Someone should more like you. Why not you?

A relationship can be like burning money… Not as hard as it sounds.

You can be the first person ever to try to eat what the rest of the world refuses to eat

What do you get when you combine a stomach and teardrops? Humanity.

You must say no to intercourse

When will you stop suppressing classic movie franchises?

If you can confuse it, you can surrender to it

When you understand how to put a leash on him, you understand how to disappoint him.