You must say no to intercourse

You’re an empathy lord. You ought to be underwater.

Non-fungible tokens are there to rob you of your vertigo

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

You are a guy. That’s no laughing matter.

Whenever you smile to the mirror, the mirror smiles back at you

Someone must masturbate. It may as well be you.

You are so emotionally weird

Remember that you are in trouble

You don’t need to have sexuality in order to seem important to someone