You can be the first person ever to try to eat what the rest of the world refuses to eat

Threats make certain people dismiss what others find undismissable

Try to feel a little bit worried about the police

You are living in the echoes of cruelty

Failure: evolution’s way of separating the wheat from the chaff

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

Being an adult can be a lot like going full retard

You are a guy. That’s no laughing matter.

A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems

Do you think that certain atoms are atoms because you’re thinking too much?