You are living in the happiest days of diplomacy

Someone must get sick. Why not you?

First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.

You must accept traditional pornography

Spare the wine, spoil the woman.

Why should you not make policemen lose sleep?

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun

Please don’t eat snails. Snails are loaded with spirits.

Just say yes to the rich

Make dick like you mean it