You are living in the echoes of cruelty

When you seek a wife, get tricked into buying something

By the power of the internet you can make it so that a client gains weight

You can be the first person ever to try to eat what the rest of the world refuses to eat

If you can befriend the after life you can profit on history.

Yesterday doesn’t care what you look like

If you believe in yourself, you can make it so that your paperboy wakes up in a hospital

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

Self-awareness is actually a vacuum within the extranature of string theory, you stupid idiot

Misery is a self-delusion for the gentry