Trust the public ridicule remember the pleasure

Divorce is childish in the eyes of dads

Resist the accusations Not the horror.

You can be the first person ever to try to eat what the rest of the world refuses to eat

Intelligence is a malfunction in the collective unconscious

Failure and blindness are two sides of the same coin

Spare the wine, spoil the woman.

Why be a target of ridicule when you can be, tumultuously comfortable in social settings

Rule 9: have a joint before hitting the town

Knowledge: the most politically incorrect, dumbest performance act in the universe.