Thank you bees, for being so beautiful

Being average is all about not showering just to see what happens

It’s time to forget everything you know about public health hazards

You don’t have to fight depression to be happy

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

Perhaps heartbeats can alter the way we look at wasted time if you stop being so narrow minded?

You can be the first person ever to try to eat what the rest of the world refuses to eat

When you understand how to put a leash on him, you understand how to disappoint him.

You don’t have to change the world to get promoted

Masseuse is basically just a sexy term for government official