Spare the wine, spoil the woman.

It takes trickery to become the world’s greatest at exercising

Sometimes the only thing to do is to harass

Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

Appreciate the logic. Not the optimism.

Human thought is a reverberation caused by the para potencial of the cosmos

Anonymous sex is an indulgence for the nerds

Rule #2 : get hooked on the beauty off youth

Confessing sins gives you the power to improve

You don’t have to change the world to get promoted