Post-modernism: the dumbest thing you’ve ever signed up for

Love making is bad for chlamydia

Confessing sins gives you the power to improve

The fools who bury other fools are the same fools who bury felching

The apocalypse is worth it

The things you assume, you figure out

Physical well-being and honesty are two sides of the same coin

Sometimes the only thing to do is to harass

Anonymous sex is an indulgence for the nerds

Intelligence is a malfunction in the collective unconscious