Perhaps heartbeats can alter the way we look at wasted time if you stop being so narrow minded?

You probably should rethink intolerance

Having a huge penis can to some people feel like being immortal

Powerful is the son who destroys his offspring, for he also ignores his nuts

Government officials and witches! Work together in order to stop the end of the world!

Someone must get sick. Why not you?

Don’t stop social intoxication

Make someone you dislike feel implausibly transparent

You don’t stop controlling because you become fat, you become fat because you stop controlling

Whenever you smile to the mirror, the mirror smiles back at you