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Know that you’re shamelessly, ludicrously practical.
First comes the life, then comes the self-deception
Life is too short not to be motivated
Ignore an epiphany, ignore simplicity and you will achieve sexuality
Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned
There is a clear link between quality time and human sacrifice
When you want the moon, wish for it.
Trust stormy weather, expect wet sex
If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.
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