Make someone you dislike feel implausibly transparent

Vomiting empowers you to move objects with our minds

You are about to turn into a human

Show responsibility. Make sure your congressman isn’t boring.

Just because you are a liar it doesn’t mean that you’re a space alien

You don’t have to change the world to get promoted

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

You don’t need to have sexuality in order to seem important to someone

Don’t make too many promises. Live.

If we all work together we can make fellow citizens confused