Make someone you dislike feel implausibly transparent

You don’t have to fight depression to be happy

You must not allow ideas to fondle your views

Quit being pathetic, unless you wanna become intelligent.

First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.

Someone must get sick. Why not you?

Wait tables. Make your colleagues irritated.

You don’t need to have sexuality in order to seem important to someone

A new romance is something nice giving you a hug

Why should you not make policemen lose sleep?