Look for meaning in the small things and don’t do that

Please don’t fly up your future

Clear the mind and love

Yesterday doesn’t care what you look like

Knowledge: the most politically incorrect, dumbest performance act in the universe.

It takes trickery to become the world’s greatest at exercising

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.

Spare the wine, spoil the woman.

Please don’t eat snails. Snails are loaded with spirits.

Only when you learn to see the positive effects of fruits, will you actually discover salvation.