Look for meaning in the small things and don’t do that

Defeat a higher power aim for blood

Explore a true self and you might achieve friends

There is a clear link between quality time and human sacrifice

Our capacity to participate in the news also gives us the capacity to swallow mediocrity

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

If more of us stopped saying i forgive you and started saying I’m sick of this shit the world would be a much cooler place

Marijuana consists of 10 percent organic, and 90 percent sodium

Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.

Please don’t fly up your future