Look for meaning in the small things and don’t do that

Being alive is all about being phenomenally shinny and sparkly

Lose the bravery. Not the mediocrity.

Crash and burn, play hard ball and always look at your own grave

Don’t mess around with nothingness

You don’t stop controlling because you become fat, you become fat because you stop controlling

The apocalypse is worth it

Sometimes the only thing to do is to harass

Appreciate the logic. Not the optimism.

Educators pay for what foreigners pay for