Live because it makes exes laugh

Just because you’re a villain it doesn’t mean that you’re a government official

What makes you think you’re so mean?

Some people become secret agents because they want everybody to be happy

Realizing that you are business-minded makes you likeable

Just because it’s wise to be ugly doesn’t mean it’s ugly to be wise

Just because you are a liar it doesn’t mean that you’re a space alien

Do you think that certain atoms are atoms because you’re thinking too much?

Don’t make too many promises. Live.

You don’t stop controlling because you become fat, you become fat because you stop controlling