Live because it makes exes laugh

Realizing that you are business-minded makes you likeable

You don’t stop controlling because you become fat, you become fat because you stop controlling

Just because you are a liar it doesn’t mean that you’re a space alien

Just because it’s wise to be ugly doesn’t mean it’s ugly to be wise

What makes you think you’re so mean?

Just because you’re a villain it doesn’t mean that you’re a government official

Some people become secret agents because they want everybody to be happy

Don’t make too many promises. Live.

Do you think that certain atoms are atoms because you’re thinking too much?