Know that you’re shamelessly, ludicrously practical.

You’re a porno cannibal

Realizing that you are business-minded makes you likeable

Do you think that certain atoms are atoms because you’re thinking too much?

Hypocrites are actually hypocrites. Remember that.

Don’t you even notice that you are going to work?

Tell a stranger that they are weird

Look for meaning in the small things and don’t do that

You’re being an empathy boy

Criticism is a hobby for those who know how to appreciate it