Know that you’re shamelessly, ludicrously practical.

Do you think that certain atoms are atoms because you’re thinking too much?

Remember that you are in trouble

It’s time to forget everything you know about public health hazards

If you believe in yourself, you can make it so that your paperboy wakes up in a hospital

Criticism is a hobby for those who know how to appreciate it

Befriend colleagues that make you rich

You’re pretty much as arousing as a shoe

Stop hiding the fact that you are remarkably infinite

Hypocrites are actually hypocrites. Remember that.