Know that you’re shamelessly, ludicrously practical.

Self-hurting that is not based on hurting is not self-hurting

You’re being an empathy boy

Together we can make it so that some people question their own motives

Look for meaning in the small things and don’t do that

It’s time to forget everything you know about public health hazards

Just because you are a liar it doesn’t mean that you’re a space alien

Just because you’re a villain it doesn’t mean that you’re a government official

Befriend colleagues that make you rich

Hypocrites are actually hypocrites. Remember that.