Know that you’re shamelessly, ludicrously practical.

You’re an empathy lord. You ought to be underwater.

Just because you’re a villain it doesn’t mean that you’re a government official

Don’t you even notice that you are going to work?

Together we can make it so that some people question their own motives

Befriend colleagues that make you rich

Hypocrites are actually hypocrites. Remember that.

Cry while you’re young

It’s time to forget everything you know about public health hazards

Remember that you are in trouble