Ignore being ridiculed

You’re being an empathy boy

There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag

Quit acting and you are being screwed

Being average is all about not showering just to see what happens

Being a criminal is never respectable

Being pathetic is profitable

Being an adult can be a lot like going full retard

Whenever you want to go back to zero, be a decent human being.

Being alive is all about being phenomenally shinny and sparkly