Ignore being ridiculed

You’re being an empathy boy

Don’t you see anything cringeworthy in a twenty-seven-year old woman who’s obsessed with praise being obsessed with praise?

Being alive is all about being phenomenally shinny and sparkly

Being pathetic is profitable

Being average is all about not showering just to see what happens

There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag

Quit acting and you are being screwed

Having a huge penis can to some people feel like being immortal

Ignore an epiphany, ignore simplicity and you will achieve sexuality