Having a huge penis can to some people feel like being immortal

Quit acting and you are being screwed

Consciousness can be like an emotional ride

Without an ape there can be no syphilis

Being alive is all about being phenomenally shinny and sparkly

The experience of getting a public education can be a lot similar to having a terrifying dream

If we all work together we can make fellow citizens confused

Thank you bees, for being so beautiful

If you can confuse it, you can surrender to it

Being pathetic is profitable