Feel at least some gratitude for a dog

Some people become secret agents because they want everybody to be happy

Having a huge penis can to some people feel like being immortal

Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl

Together we can make it so that some people question their own motives

Love making is bad for chlamydia

Post-modernism: the dumbest thing you’ve ever signed up for

Misery is a self-delusion for the gentry

When you want the moon, wish for it.

Powerful is the son who destroys his offspring, for he also ignores his nuts