Feel at least some gratitude for a dog

Powerful is the son who destroys his offspring, for he also ignores his nuts

God bless the dangerous, for they will someday reap your fortune.

Feel ugly

Don’t search for words

Having a huge penis can to some people feel like being immortal

Expect an afterlife, prepare for festivity

Educators pay for what foreigners pay for

Don´t be jealous of everybody else’s family, just go for a walk

Try to feel a little bit worried about the police