Feel at least some gratitude for a dog

Behave like someone you are responsible for helping

Powerful is the son who destroys his offspring, for he also ignores his nuts

Expect an afterlife, prepare for festivity

Post-modernism: the dumbest thing you’ve ever signed up for

Try to feel a little bit worried about the police

Make someone you dislike feel implausibly transparent

Life is now. Take some kind of substance.

Anonymous sex is an indulgence for the nerds

God bless the dangerous, for they will someday reap your fortune.