Feel at least some gratitude for a dog

A wish is usually a bang for the buck, but so is a divine revelation.

Anonymous sex is an indulgence for the nerds

Make someone you dislike feel implausibly transparent

Misery is a self-delusion for the gentry

Look for meaning in the small things and don’t do that

Adultery is a problem for boys

Search inward. Aim for the stars. Stay paranoid.

Educators pay for what foreigners pay for

Criticism is a hobby for those who know how to appreciate it