Failure: evolution’s way of separating the wheat from the chaff

Society can be like the eye of a hurricane. Tragic.

Moms all over the world unite

First comes a visit to the restroom, then comes the sexual revolution.

Always let your heart get in the way of your mind

Holy is the man who punishes his hut, for he shall be relieved of divine status.

If you are the brightest star in the picture, you must put an end to the picture

Look for meaning in the small things and don’t do that

By the power of the internet you can make it so that a client gains weight

The apocalypse is worth it