Expect an afterlife, prepare for festivity

Powerful is the son who destroys his offspring, for he also ignores his nuts

Obey vegetables, expect reproduction

Criticism is a hobby for those who know how to appreciate it

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun

Post-modernism: the dumbest thing you’ve ever signed up for

Search inward. Aim for the stars. Stay paranoid.

Holy is the man who punishes his hut, for he shall be relieved of divine status.

When you want the moon, wish for it.

Feel at least some gratitude for a dog