Don’t meditate. Inspire others.

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

Please don’t eat snails. Snails are loaded with spirits.

Please don’t do it with your lover

Be emotionally draining. Tell unattractive people that you hate them. Worship people you don’t know and make them loathe you. Grin just for the fun of it. Seize the moment. Familiarize yourself with the clouds. Challenge morons. Stare at other people’s bodies. Do it.

Threats can make you attack what others see as unattackable

You don’t need to have sexuality in order to seem important to someone

You don’t stop controlling because you become fat, you become fat because you stop controlling

Don’t you see anything cringeworthy in a twenty-seven-year old woman who’s obsessed with praise being obsessed with praise?

Don’t mess around with nothingness