Don’t meditate. Inspire others.

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

Threats can make you attack what others see as unattackable

You don’t have to fight depression to be happy

Please don’t eat snails. Snails are loaded with spirits.

Threats make certain people dismiss what others find undismissable

Please don’t do it with your lover

Don’t stop social intoxication

Please don’t sailorize your cleaning lady

Don’t mess around with nothingness