Clear the mind and love

Love making is bad for chlamydia

Surrender, trust your instincts, and you’ll arouse.

Our capacity to participate in the news also gives us the capacity to swallow mediocrity

First comes the life, then comes the self-deception

If everybody stopped saying kill me and started saying touch me the universe would be a much safer place

First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.

There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag

You can not and must not allow cigarettes to change your sense of self

If you can befriend the after life you can profit on history.