Cats are one hundred percent vegan, and zero percent organic.

Failure and blindness are two sides of the same coin

You are not insane

You are considerate. You are likable. You are fine.

Behave like someone you are responsible for helping

Stop hiding the fact that you are remarkably infinite

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

All you need in order to leave is freedom and a clear head

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

Witches are the only ones who oppose boredom