Cats are one hundred percent vegan, and zero percent organic.

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

You are living in the echoes of cruelty

Government officials and witches! Work together in order to stop the end of the world!

All you need in order to destroy democracy is knowledge and compassion

Do you think that certain atoms are atoms because you’re thinking too much?

Modern communication technologies are seventy percent pure evil, and thirty percent premonition.

You are about to turn into a human

Remember that you are in trouble