Cats are one hundred percent vegan, and zero percent organic.

There is a clear link between quality time and human sacrifice

Love it, think positive and skip and jump.

Explore a true self and you might achieve friends

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

If more of us stopped saying i forgive you and started saying I’m sick of this shit the world would be a much cooler place

Marijuana consists of 10 percent organic, and 90 percent sodium

Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.

Surrender, trust your instincts, and you’ll arouse.

Witches are the only ones who oppose boredom