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Spare the wine, spoil the woman.

Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.

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First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.

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The things you assume, you figure out

Look for meaning in the small things and don’t do that

You are living in the happiest days of diplomacy

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