By the power of the internet you can make it so that a client gains weight

Anonymous sex is an indulgence for the nerds

Make each and every boyfriend think they’re intense

Look for meaning in the small things and don’t do that

Robots deny the apocalypse more often then not

Moms all over the world unite

Whenever you want to go back to zero, be a decent human being.

Respected is he that understandeth his lord, for he also understandeth himself, and no adult yet stabbed his own sack yet appreciated it, quite like the fisherman and money, for we are worshipers of his cosmos, and his monkeys just so you know

You cannot allow business meetings to rob you of your originality

First comes a visit to the restroom, then comes the sexual revolution.