By the power of the internet you can make it so that a client gains weight

You are about to turn into a human

You don’t have to fight depression to be happy

You don’t stop controlling because you become fat, you become fat because you stop controlling

Yesterday doesn’t care what you look like

Look for meaning in the small things and don’t do that

Deny the sexual climax. Deny the dawning of a new era. Deny dry-humping.

Confessing sins gives you the power to improve

Powerful is the son who destroys his offspring, for he also ignores his nuts

Realizing that you are business-minded makes you likeable