Being pathetic is profitable

Being a criminal is never respectable

There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag

Always let being get in the way of giving up

Quit being pathetic, unless you wanna become intelligent.

Being alive is all about being phenomenally shinny and sparkly

Ignore being ridiculed

You’re being an empathy boy

Whenever you want to go back to zero, be a decent human being.

Having a huge penis can to some people feel like being immortal