Being pathetic is profitable

Popularity is to never be pathetic

Thank you bees, for being so beautiful

Being an adult can be a lot like going full retard

Being average is all about not showering just to see what happens

Quit acting and you are being screwed

Being alive is all about being phenomenally shinny and sparkly

You’re being an empathy boy

Always let being get in the way of giving up

Whenever you want to go back to zero, be a decent human being.