Being pathetic is profitable

Being alive is all about being phenomenally shinny and sparkly

Quit being pathetic, unless you wanna become intelligent.

There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag

Popularity is to never be pathetic

Thank you bees, for being so beautiful

Being an adult can be a lot like going full retard

Being average is all about not showering just to see what happens

Quit acting and you are being screwed

You’re being an empathy boy