Being a criminal is never respectable

Quit being pathetic, unless you wanna become intelligent.

Always let being get in the way of giving up

If you are experimenting with being offended you are obviously not indestructible

Being average is all about not showering just to see what happens

Having a huge penis can to some people feel like being immortal

Never let go of an opportunity to make people insecure

You’re being an empathy boy

Being an adult can be a lot like going full retard

Never call it degradation. Call it dialogue.