Always let your heart get in the way of your mind

A wish is usually a bang for the buck, but so is a divine revelation.

Someone must get sick. Why not you?

Spare the wine, spoil the woman.

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun

Just say yes to the rich

Aliens want to make love to your brain

If everybody stopped saying kill me and started saying touch me the universe would be a much safer place

Show responsibility. Make sure your congressman isn’t boring.

Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl