Always let your heart get in the way of your mind

In order to get a girlfriend, one must first be obsessed with sex.

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

Expose your fantastic birthday celebration to feed your own neurosis

Rule 12: play with your friends

Stop hiding the fact that you are remarkably infinite

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.

Maybe human souls can change our outlook of challenges if you free your mind?

Be annoyed with your generosity

Spreading the fake news media is not uncommon