A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems

Why not just become seriously, viciously cute?

Look for meaning in the small things and don’t do that

Deny the sexual climax. Deny the dawning of a new era. Deny dry-humping.

Confessing sins gives you the power to improve

Powerful is the son who destroys his offspring, for he also ignores his nuts

When you want the moon, wish for it.

Maybe human souls can change our outlook of challenges if you free your mind?

Try to feel a little bit worried about the police

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.