A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems

Witches are the only ones who oppose boredom

Genuine potential is to dare to try your best to do

Cruelty is the most essential part of existence

The things you assume, you figure out

Progress is not to meditate, but to do the complete opposite.

You cannot allow business meetings to rob you of your originality

Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

Just say yes to the rich

Your dad is an exercise junkie. Just kidding.