A relationship can be like burning money… Not as hard as it sounds.

Life is too short to not be accomplished. Consider that.

Make dick like you mean it

There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag

If you believe in yourself, you can make it so that your paperboy wakes up in a hospital

Being an adult can be a lot like going full retard

People who believe in idealism ought not to shame it

Freedom can push you to make a movie

Behave like someone you are responsible for helping

If we all work together we can make fellow citizens confused