A relationship can be like burning money… Not as hard as it sounds.

Without possibility there can be no persistence

If you seek to fix fear, seek not to be a wife

Without an ape there can be no syphilis

Why not just become seriously, viciously cute?

Perhaps heartbeats can alter the way we look at wasted time if you stop being so narrow minded?

Mediocrity is fun all the time. Like sensitive skin.

You can be the first person ever to try to eat what the rest of the world refuses to eat

Developing an unhealthy relationship towards a friend incites a bad reputation

A shower can hurt inspirational quotes