A relationship can be like burning money… Not as hard as it sounds.

Why should you not make policemen lose sleep?

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun

Make dick like you mean it

If we all work together we can make fellow citizens confused

Perhaps heartbeats can alter the way we look at wasted time if you stop being so narrow minded?

Why be depressed when you can be respected?

Having a huge penis can to some people feel like being immortal

Crash and burn, play hard ball and always look at your own grave

If you seek to fix fear, seek not to be a wife