A relationship can be like burning money… Not as hard as it sounds.

If you can spoil him, you can arrest him.

Together we can make it so that some people question their own motives

Soon everything will seem like a dream. Until then, listen up.

Progress is not to meditate, but to do the complete opposite.

Mental instability can be an overrated mindfuck

Having a huge penis can to some people feel like being immortal

It’s naughty to be fine but it’s not naughty to be messed up

How can anyone forget psychopaths?

Love is exactly like a rollercoaster ride