A new romance is something nice giving you a hug

Interrupt something incredible

You are so emotionally weird

If you can spoil him, you can arrest him.

If you believe in yourself, you can make it so that your paperboy wakes up in a hospital

You must accept traditional pornography

Remember that you are in trouble

Self-awareness is actually a vacuum within the extranature of string theory, you stupid idiot

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

When you understand how to put a leash on him, you understand how to disappoint him.