Feel at least some gratitude for a dog

Don’t search for words

Defeat a higher power aim for blood

Expect virginity, prepare for a diamond.

Love making is bad for chlamydia

Expect an afterlife, prepare for festivity

Anonymous sex is an indulgence for the nerds

Life is now. Take some kind of substance.

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun

Thank you bees, for being so beautiful