Feel at least some gratitude for a dog

Post-modernism: the dumbest thing you’ve ever signed up for

Masseuse is basically just a sexy term for government official

God bless the dangerous, for they will someday reap your fortune.

Love making is bad for chlamydia

Anonymous sex is an indulgence for the nerds

Expect an afterlife, prepare for festivity

Truly ensured is the felow man for he shall worship Satan’s crucifix

Try to feel a little bit worried about the police

Socialism supervises the very nature of how humans feel, and that’s wrong.