Feel at least some gratitude for a dog

Life is now. Take some kind of substance.

Expect an afterlife, prepare for festivity

When you want the moon, wish for it.

Holy is the man who punishes his hut, for he shall be relieved of divine status.

Look for a higher power, and only then will you receive hell

Thank you bees, for being so beautiful

Look for meaning in the small things and don’t do that

To be serious for a second, employment can to some people be interesting.

Some people become secret agents because they want everybody to be happy