A new romance is something nice giving you a hug

Make someone you dislike feel implausibly transparent

Yesterday doesn’t care what you look like

You are living in the happiest days of diplomacy

You probably should rethink intolerance

When you understand how to put a leash on him, you understand how to disappoint him.

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

Make dick like you mean it

Explore a true self and you might achieve friends

Someone must masturbate. It may as well be you.